Forum Software Update - 2/6 to 2/10/2019

[extrememarine]

At some point between now and Sunday (2/10/19), I plan to run a software update on the forum site. This could mean - wait for it - some down time.

I'll do my best to make this as painless and as quick as possible, but no promises...

Thanks,

Wayne

[LKLD]

At some point between now and Sunday (2/10/19), I plan to run a software update on the forum site. This could mean - wait for it - some down time.

I'll do my best to make this as painless and as quick as possible, but no promises...

Thanks,

Wayne

Thanks for the warning.

You could have been a proctologist. JSNS

[jwilly]

Might want to let PornHub know they're going to see a spike of traffic from the Greenville, SC area.. Haha!

[bungie4]

Might want to let PornHub know they're going to see a spike of traffic from the Greenville, SC area.. Haha!

The pr0nHub guys are gonna be reviewing the monthly stats and scratch their heads why the holy hell was their such a dramatic spike in searches for 'Tijuana Shaved Sheep Show'.

Oh ya, speaking of pr0nHub.. google their 'year in review' stats. The scale of the stats they collect is mind boggling.

[Uncle Hud]

....... Oh ya, speaking of pr0nHub.. google their 'year in review' stats. The scale of the stats they collect is mind boggling.

I don't want to imagine what they do with that data ....

<PornHub conference room. Several people sitting at a conference table. Wardrobe runs the spectrum from suits to worn out t-shirts.>

Suit #1: OK, we're here to go over the Year in Review statistics.
T-shirt guy: Well, the stats clearly show we don't have enough videos of Tijuana Sheep getting shaved.
Pantsuit woman: Just make sure a couple of them are rams. See how many views for the three videos we had? Of course, those might be pickup truck guys getting misled by the "ram" labeling.
T-shirt guy: And what's with all these hits from FJRiders.com? Don't they have anything better to do than surf porn?
Young guy in suit: Those FJR guys also hit the food porn, biker porn, and camping stuff.
Pantsuit: Motorcycles, food, and campsites? That's a pretty limited life, don't you think? Or is there something kinky here that I don't get?
T-shirt guy: Hey, how about camping with food AND sheep? Maybe a small flock of sheep? The sheep can eat grass while the people eat ... I dunno ... lamb chops, maybe?
Suit #1: Now we're getting somewhere! You guys are simply the best team ever!

...........

(and for the record, I didn't see this thread in the "No Bullshitting" category.)

[wheatonFJR]

Effen threadshitters.

[bigjohnsd]

extrememarine, Thanks for what you do to keep this place running smoothly.

[extrememarine]

Postponed - dealing with a laptop blue screen of death. Google and youtube fixes from "joe" in india have not resolved it yet. Will update when this once I have a functioning laptop again... FML...

[wheatonFJR]

Thanks for not having your laptop die in the middle of the update. I have a 286 Desktop from 1986 if you need one.

[Bounce]

Thanks for not having your laptop die in the middle of the update. I have a 286 Desktop from 1986 if you need one.

I see a Linux distro in your future...

[bungie4]

Thanks for not having your laptop die in the middle of the update. I have a 286 Desktop from 1986 if you need one.

I see a Linux distro in your future...

The sad bit is it's likely faster running DOS, than a modern box running Windows.